disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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